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Thursday, May 20, 2004
Jellyfish advisory bulletin
The Jellyfish Threat Matrix level is Wood Shampoo (orange). The poor victim above can barely smile through the pain.
Thu, May 20, 2004 | link
Moving to a new mindset
Some argue that in fighting the war on terror, we need to develop a different
mindset in dealing with groups like Islamic terror cells and Iraqi insurgents. We may need a new mindset, but we can't toss
out our values. Some suggest we should. They are wrong.
Traditional standards observed in battle like those adopted by the Geneva Convention
were developed assuming that a soldier was just carrying out orders from his government. Because we understood that soldiers
are required to fight even if they personally disagree with their government's decision to wage war, we don't hold the individual
soldier responsible for carrying that decision, provided he does not cross the line into crimes against humanity. Part of
the no-punishment or coercion for soldiers rationale is practical, if we treat our prisoners humanely, we are in a better
position to urge that ours be treated similarly. Killing enemy soldiers is justified then because killing is a means of preventing
them from achieving a goal that our government opposes.
Sometimes torturing an enemy captive might advance America's cause, but it seems
wrong because it is. For example, imagine that the during World War II, the U.S. captured a German soldier who knew details
of a plan to invade the United States. Learning the details of that plan would thwart the attack and save thousands of lives.
Tough call, torture one man to save thousands. Torturing the information out of him seems wrong, because we expect and even
admire soldiers who are loyal to their country's cause, even if the cause is wrong. An American in German hands would be duty-bound
not to reveal information. Loyalty to unit and country also assumes that the soldier will cease hostile action when told to
do so. When Germany surrendered, its soldiers had a duty to stop fighting. Terrorist cells are not answerable to any recognized
government. Every terrorist operative is a personally accountable volunteer. Each made a choice to adopt the cause they fight
for. There is no way to know when there is a formal cessation of hostilities. If an individual or group has attacked the United
States our response should be to terminate the threat by incapacitating the target. Often that will require killing, sometimes
though individuals will be captured alive. Once captured they have been incapacitated. Punishment for past acts seems reasonable
since each captive has personal responsibility for his acts in a way that soldiers do not. But torture to extract intelligence
is no more justified than it would be to torture convicted criminals into providing information about the dangerous comrades
who might claim more victims.
It makes sense to treat terrorists differently than soldiers, but once
incapacitated they are still humans. We did not become the country that we are by playing by other peoples' rules. Our strength
comes from playing by the rules. Most of the shameful things that America has done America - slavery, Indian massacres, the
Japanese internment, the Mai Lay massacre, Abu Ghraib - happened when we decided to throw out the rule book. If we adopt the
tactics of our enemies just to level the playing field and feel more secure, we are abandoning our heritage and values. Surrender
values for a probably illusory promise of security? Not a good trade in my book.
Thu, May 20, 2004 | link
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
I can't drive 55
A friend of mine sent along this picture of a mobile law office. Interesting that it is illegally parked.
It is such a good idea that I have already test driven a model that suits my more modest practice.
There's room for clients, staff and even a dog.
Wed, May 19, 2004 | link
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
It depends of the definition of "deal"
Gerald Hege's "No Deal" policy does not apply to him.
Tue, May 18, 2004 | link
Prisoner of the bureacracy

Back in March I got a client's conviction reversed on appeal. Opinion here. Winning the appeal was easy compared to convincing the bureacracy to actually release him. The case was tried
in November, 2002. He was convicted and sentenced to 20-24 months and a 8-10 month sentence to run after that.
The conviction that got him the 20-month sentence was reversed and sent back to the trial court for retrial. Since the
only issue was an illegal vehicle stop, the local DA dismissed the charges on April 19. The only remaining sentence
my client was under was the 8-10 month sentence and he had already spent 17 months in prison serving. That is what I
thought, but I was applying the logic of real-world math that says 17 months is greater than 10 months. I should have
understood that the government uses bizarro bureau math where numbers are subservient to "paperwork," "procedures," and "authorizations."
I learned yesterday that the client is still in prison. Here is the play-by-play of getting this straightened out:
- Call to the Department of Corrections in Raleigh where I was told that I needed to speak the the case manager at the prison
where my client was located.
- Call to the prison, case manager is at lunch, she is the only person who can answer any questions about the case.
Call back when she is here (these calls are long-distance for me)
- Call to prison an hour later, case manager not back from lunch yet.
- Third call to prison, spoke with case manager. She understood that conviction had been reversed on appeal and that
the only sentence left was 8-10 months. The prison could not release client until there was authorization from Combined
Records (which is in Raleigh, the place I called first).
- Call to Combined Records (long-distance again). Explained situation to phone answerer. Put on hold for 5-6
minutes then someone else asked if someone was helping me so I explained situation again. Was told that person who could
help me was out and I should call back. I pressed, explaining that I did not quite believe that there was only one individual
in that office who could handle the problem. Finally transferred and explained situation for third time to that office.
That person agreed with the "big picture" that my client had now served 18 months of a 10-month sentence. But
the Department of Corrections, had not gotten all of the paperwork it wanted from the local court and would continue to hold
client until they got it.
- Call to the Wilkes County court. Phone answerer said that client had been resentenced to 8-10 months on April 19,
2004 and that other charges had been dismissed. Answerer could not provide any further information because all of the
clerks who handled that were tied up in courtrooms. Was promised a call back. Clerk called back and said that
yes client had been sentenced to 8-10 months and that paperwork had been forwarded at the time to the DOC Combined Records
office, however that office wanted revisions to the paperwork before it was acceptable. A new judgment had been prepared
for the judge's signature, but he was holding court out-of-county and there was no telling when he would be able to sign it.
She said that the client's trial attorney had also been checking to see why our client was still in jail.
The upshot: two lawyers, a court clerk, a DOC case manager, and a supervisor of Combined Records all agree that the
man should be set free, but until some paper makes its way from Wilkes County to Raleigh and then to a prison in Avery County
he will remain locked up.
It seems to me there ought to be a claim for false imprisonment. The state can detain someone only if there is a
legal basis to do so. The legal basis for holding my client ended on April 19, 2004. After that the detention
became unlawful. Unfortunately anyone trying to sue the state faces formidable obstacles.
Update: Spoke today with Legal Counsel's Office for the DOC. Told that until Combined Records
gets all paperwork they will not authorize the release because "what if they released someone without the right paperwork and
then they went out and did something?" Apparently holding someone for far longer than the authorized sentence is not
really a problem.
Update: Finally spoke to right person in the DOC's Legal Counsel section and they agreed there was sufficient
already in hand to release my client.
Tue, May 18, 2004 | link
Thursday, May 13, 2004
Don't cross the streams
Which is odder? The guy who spent 6 months building an exact replica of a Ghostbusters backpack gizmo or
the ebayer willing to part with more than $2000 for it?
Thu, May 13, 2004 | link
Age: 23
Hobbies: Possession of various controlled substances
Release date: 2008
Turn ons: Breaking and entering, larceny
Turn offs: law enforcement
Hair: blonde
Security Level: Medium
Now this is a good idea: www.womenbehindbars.com. The site even has a warning page about various frauds attempted by the ladies. This site sounds
like something Seinfeld writers would invent.
North Carolina gives posts inmate information (including photos) here.
Thu, May 13, 2004 | link
Crime wave
Whoever, except as authorized under rules
and regulations issued by the Secretary of Agriculture ... knowingly and for profit manufactures, reproduces, or uses
the character "Smokey
Bear", ... or any facsimile thereof, or the name "Smokey
Bear" shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than six months, or both.
18 U.S. Code Sec. 711
If any
person shall take and carry away, or shall aid in taking or carrying away, any pine
needles or pine
straw being produced on the land of another person upon which land notices, signs, or posters prohibiting the raking
or removal of pine
needles or pine
straw have been placed in ... with the intent to steal the pine
needles or pine
straw, that person shall be guilty of a Class H felony.
N.C. Gen. Stat. Sec. 14-79.1
There are at approximately 4,000 federal
crimes according a Federalist Society paper. No one has been able to come up with an exact figure, because the U.S. Code
has more than 27,000 pages and statutes that impose fines or imprisonment for violation are scattered all over the volumes.
Some sections create multiple offenses. There are all kinds of obscure criminal statutes such as the ones above just
waiting to be dusted off.
4,000 federal crimes. Then there is the
Code of Federal Regulations another layer of regulations that can result in criminal sanction. The scary thing is that
with that many crimes, everyone must be guilty of something. So when the government wants to take someone out, all it
need do is investigate. Look hard enough and long enough and there is bound to be a crime somewhere.
Link from Ken Lammers at CrimLaw
Thu, May 13, 2004 | link
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Pug porn
Pugs have lots of positive points, but they are not erotic. Not at all.
Tue, May 11, 2004 | link
Monday, May 10, 2004
Don't take your case to trial son ...
The system extracts a price for taking your case to trial.
Mon, May 10, 2004 | link
Google discovery
Basic internet familarity can give lawyers an edge, so I agree with Ernie the Attorney. Check his post for how to use Google to discredit an unfriendly expert witness. Here is my example:
In a domestic case I had information that a husband was having an affair with someone he met in a scuba diving class.
I "Googled" her name and a found that a dive shop had posted lists of who was going on various trips the shop sponsored.
I found out what trips they both took and whether they were staying in the same dive lodge. I had names of other attendees
who would have seen them together. There were photos from the trips posted (none of the two of them together though).
At her deposition I was able to catch her off-guard with questions that showed that I already knew the trips they had been
on together and the names of others who were there.
None of that required any hacking or advanced skills, just typing in a name at Google. I've tried it in other cases
and come up empty mostly.
Mon, May 10, 2004 | link
Friday, May 7, 2004
Making an appeal less appealing
A few other examples of judge's comments following a criminal defendant's notice of appeal:
- And do you understand that by giving notice of appeal, you're going to remain in custody, post no appeal bond, you're
going to the Department of Corrections, and because your case is on appeal, you'll be in close custody, and you will not have
the opportunity of any of the programs that they have? Do you understand that? (Note: the DOC does not take appeals into account
in its programs)
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Now, even though your counsel has entered notice of appeal, you do not have
to continue with that notice of appeal. The only thing that you can appeal, I think, is this jury's verdict. I don't
think you can appeal the sentence I've given you. If you are successful on appeal, then, of course, that sentence would be
wiped out, and you'd be brought back for another trial, in which I believe you could get more time. (Note: a defendant
generally cannot be given a longer sentence following appeal)
Both come from transcripts, but they were not my cases. Years ago at a hearing on violation of pretrial release hearing
a judge, before hearing any argument from me about whether my client should go to jail, said this: "I'm offended that the
taxpayers have to pay a court-appointed attorney to represent someone who has violated pretrial release conditions, what do
you have to say to that?" I was so surprised that a judge would say that in open court that all I could say was "I don't
know what that has to do with anything." Not a very diplomatic response, but the best I could do.
I'm not sure what the motive is in trying to talk defendants out of appealing their convictions. It's not like the
trial judge has to work any harder or foot the bill for an appeal. It's not a judge's role to be the guardian of
the public purse either, that is a legislative responsibility.
Fri, May 7, 2004 | link
Checking the rulebook

"The price of being close to the President is delivering bad news. You fail him if you don’t tell him the truth.
Others won’t do it."
-Rumsfeld's Rules
Fri, May 7, 2004 | link
Thursday, May 6, 2004
(Not) Makin' copies
Mike Klinkosum, a local attorney is complaining about the district attorney's "open file" policy which allows reading
of the prosecution file but not photocopies. He has filed a motion asking the judge to order that he be allowed to photocopy
rather than read and take notes on an 800-page report. ( Story in Winston-Salem Journal).
The DA's office rounded up the usual suspect responses: too expensive in tight budget times, old copy machines, staff
stretched thin, copies can be used to intimidate witnesses (maybe the defense attorneys would attempt to throw the document
at a witness).
I've always thought the no-copies rule was pretty bogus. Some ADA's go ahead and give out copies of anything, but
others enforce the rule with sadistic glee. I can usually get copies of things that I am statutorily entitled to, but
sometimes I have to make noise to get even that. For the rest (usually police reports, or statements from witnesses
to the police) I usually take notes on paper or a PDA. As for the cost, 98% of my criminal cases are court appointed,
so the taxpayers are not saving any money by having me take notes rather than making copies. Also Klinkosum is on the
state payroll full-time, so the taxpayers pay for his longhand copying hours.
Another annoying thing is having to go to the DA's office to get the files. About 1 out of 3 times when I go to
look at a file, it can't be located or is not available so the 1/2 hour going over to get the MIA file is wasted.
Thu, May 6, 2004 | link
Wednesday, May 5, 2004
Second-guessing
I was reading the opinion in an appeal I have been working on yesterday and I had one of those "ah-had" moments
over a logical inconsistency. Appellate courts defer to trial judges in many cases reasoning that because the trial
judge hears the testimony he or she is in the best position to make factual findings. Sensible rule: be careful
about second-guessing the one who was there. However appellate courts frequently rule that error is "harmless" because
it could not have any effect on the jury's verdict. Essentially the appeals court is saying by reading a transcript
we can predict what a group of people we have never met and know nothing about would have done if they had been able
to consider that evidence. Less sensible rule: always second guess the jurors because lawyers can predict what juries
would do. The "harmless error" is a convenient legal fiction and all lawyers know it. If you have never been surprised
by a jury verdict, you have not tried many cases.
Wed, May 5, 2004 | link
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